I bet your fiancée doesn't lift my limp friend.

What times we live in! A sugar-free pumpkin latte and a couple of likes on Instagram—that's all it takes to be happy. And something truly valuable and amazing passes by, as if it weren't even there. Here's a mature man looking at his son's choice and unable to understand what he sees in her, and the son, with a serious expression on his face, replies: "She's hot, man! Sexy, like in an advertisement!"... Ahaha... sexy, you say, so let her get my dick up in a couple of minutes.