Drink a fresh cocktail made from semen... you'll look like a supermodel.

A Russian athlete was very tired after her run and had forgotten her protein shake at home when suddenly a car pulled up and a nice guy offered her a ride. The grateful girl got into the guy's car, and he drove her there, chatting amiably about sports and protein shakes, which, by the way, can be replaced with semen. The silly girl believed the guy's chatter and, in order not to go home for her shake, simply had sex with him and drank his fresh sperm.